Oppo, give me some good prank ideas

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 03/12/2015 at 15:36 • Filed to: None

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I want to prank my roommate on April Fools and I need some good ideas. We live in a dorm room. It can't be anything computer-based because he locks his computer anytime he gets up.

Ferrari P4/5 for your time.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 15:38

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Show me the general layout of the room.

itschrome > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 15:42

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he locks his computer anytime he gets up

aww, that's cute

So what you do is get a copy of KNOPPIX linux, it's disc based. Now that you have a copy of that burned, go on tor and download a bunch of child porn. Boot his pc to disc and now you have full access to his hard drive, fill it with child porn. Call police, watch him get arrested, go to jail and then a month later go visit him and just as he's telling you how he gets raped every day you hit them with "april fools!!!"

TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/12/2015 at 15:46

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crowmolly > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 15:50

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Locked computer you say?

http://www.knopper.net/knoppix/index-…

TheHondaBro > itschrome 03/12/2015 at 15:50

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That's a great idea. I can get him arrested then eat the rest of his food.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 15:51

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Do the bunk beds come apart?

itschrome > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 15:51

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FUCK YEAH! *high five* not to mention it's a hell of an epic prank. He'd never see it coming!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 15:58

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Step 1: Bunkbed

Step 2: drill into the ceiling, screw in a hook

Step 3: Acquire headcrab

Step 4: Suspend headcrab from hook while he's sleeping.

Step 5:

OR

Step 1: glitter

Step 2: funnel copious amounts of glitter into his shampoo and body wash.

Step 3:

TheHondaBro > blacktruck18 03/12/2015 at 16:04

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They do.

cazzyodo > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 16:05

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So I was in a triple at school for a year and we had a large room with all our stuff around the perimeter, leaving the middle open. He left his iPod out on his desk so I wrapped it in printer paper so I could wrap it up in duct tape. Then, I pulled out a chair and duct taped his wrapped up iPod to the ceiling. I put the chair back at his desk knowing that he would have to use it to get the iPod and duct taped it to his desk.

Then, I left.

Apparently he got back, saw the tape but didn't know what it was, realized his iPod was missing, got mad, went to pull out his chair only to have the entire desk move a couple inches instead. He had come back from ROTC training and thrown all his stuff under his bed (which his desk was against) so he had to climb around the smelly gear with a pair of scissors to cut the tape (which I was generous with). He finally go the chair free to get to his iPod and had a helluva time taking off the tape.

He did thank me for at least wrapping it in paper before applying duct tape. That detail saved me from a hard right.

505Turbeaux > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 16:08

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have some random girl show up to his door saying she has a baby that was born from "that one night" he doesnt remember.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 16:08

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Remove slats from top bunk (Keep one on each end for minimum support). Just make sure he goes to bed first :)

Superglue his dresser drawers shut (For maximum effect, do it at night, and leave one set of very mismatched clothes out for him)

If the closet doors swing, work some string through his stuff so it falls out when he opens the door. If they slide, re-arrange the contents so they are leaning against the door.

If his desk has drawers, run fishing line from the back of the drawer and up the back of the desk, tie the other end to whatever objects happen to be there (stapler, calculator, etc) so when he opens the drawer the object falls behind the desk

Same as #4, but superglue the end of the fishing line or string to the mouse cord (or wireless receiver) so that when he opens the drawer it unplugs.

I thought I could come up with more... I'm getting a bit rusty. This room really lends itself to him more than you.

TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/12/2015 at 16:11

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Yeah, I should have taken top bunk.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 16:12

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Does he have a phone? A friend of mine went on Craigslist and put a picture of a, uh, gentleman of leisure with another of our friend's phone number saying he wanted to hook up with other gentlemen of leisure. He had to turn off his phone that night because of the volume of guys calling him. It was a good one.

TheHondaBro > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 03/12/2015 at 16:16

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That's fantastic.

blacktruck18 > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 16:19

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Move all of his furniture to include the bed out of the room. When he comes back to the room tell him some movers came and moved all of his stuff to another building.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > cazzyodo 03/12/2015 at 16:57

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I'm in the Air Force and we play a game (probably not only played by the Air Force) where if someone leaves their ID card, we take it and hide it somewhere. We would always tell the individual before they left for the day where it was just so they didn't have to worry about trying to get on base the next day without it. Well, we had an individual who was notorious for leaving their ID card all the time. We had actually run out of places to hide it. Well this time they left it and left for the day. Like, gone. So we took it, wrapped it in printer paper, wrapped that in duct tape thick enough that it looked like a wallet. Now, just to give you an idea. Look at your drivers license. Put it on the table next to your wallet. Even if you have absolutely nothing in your wallet, it's massive comparatively to the license. Now, did we stop there? Hell no. We then found one of those red Solo cups and filled it with the wallet sized ID card and water. We thought we'd have to find a way to hold it down but the fucker was not floating! Then we stuck it in the freezer. Overnight. On a Friday. So come Monday morning, we had all sorta forgotten about it. The individual gets in to work about 20 minutes late because they had to go through the visitors center and get a visitors pass to come on base. They go to put their lunch in the refrigerator and our boss asks "Hey, can you grab me that red cup out of the freezer please?". They said "Sure" and walked it over to our boss and asked (completely oblivious) "What's that grey blob in there?". Boss said to figure it out. Few hours later they were furiously screaming and cursing our names for not bringing it to them at their house. We just laughed.

cazzyodo > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 03/12/2015 at 17:00

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Duct tape, man.

Fucking duct tape.

Tripper > TheHondaBro 03/12/2015 at 18:15

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Spoon trick. NSFW language I think anyway, let me know if anyone happens to be Icelandic.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > cazzyodo 03/12/2015 at 18:21

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Originally, we never thought about the sheet of printer paper. I'm glad we did because I've heard of people omitting the paper and just ripping the little chip in our ID cards (looks like a SIM chip for a phone) right out of them. Then the individual would have to explain to the First Sergeant why they need a new ID card.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > itschrome 03/13/2015 at 13:38

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